In the hall during one of our bathroom breaks today...
Student: Mrs. W, would you rather have a land pet or a water pet?
Mrs. W: Ummm, a land pet
Student: Like an elephant?
Mrs. W: Yes, just like an elephant
Two minutes later...
Student: Would you rather ride in the ocean on a shark...or an OCTOPUS?!
Me: Do I have to pick?
Student: Yes. It's your only form of transportation in the world.
Me: A shark I guess
Student: Hmmm, bad choice
...almost as odd as the "wet cat" incident!